2/25 Wissahickon Hint

This is the Capital City Goofball, the Phanatic knockoff mascot (and State Legislator) of Capital City’s baseball team:

2/24 Evil Genius Hint

Here is a picture of Apu N-A-H-A-S-A-P-E-E-M-A-P-E-T-I-L-O-N

2/23 Henry James Hint

This is “Mama Tried” by the inimitable Merle Haggard:

2/17 Evil Genius Hint

Did you know there’s a couple of employees at Dunder Mifflin that are just never acknowledged by the documentary crew? Crazy. Here’s one named Louanne:

Her name’s Louanne and… that’s about all we know about her.

2/16 Henry James Hint

Here is the very 1991 music video for Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up”:

Good lord what is this video

Happy V-Day, y’all