This is “Mama Tried” by the inimitable Merle Haggard:
2/17 Evil Genius Hint
Did you know there’s a couple of employees at Dunder Mifflin that are just never acknowledged by the documentary crew? Crazy. Here’s one named Louanne:
Her name’s Louanne and… that’s about all we know about her.
2/16 Henry James Hint
Here is the very 1991 music video for Color Me Badd’s “I Wanna Sex You Up”:
Good lord what is this video
Happy V-Day, y’all
2/13 Evil Genius Hint
Michael J. Fox was so well known as “McFly” that a group of Buddhist monks passed him and called him McFly in the remote countryside of Bhutan
2/11 Wissahickon Hint
Here is a picture of three-time Olympic Gold medalists Kerri Walsh Jennings (L) and Misty May-Treanor (R). They have since retired, but not before becoming the most successful female beach volleyball players ever, with 112 championship wins.