That river/Expressway is spelled S-C-H-U-Y-L-K-I-L-L
7/16 Wissahickon Hint
Born in Chester County, Smarty Jones (seen here) lost the 2004 Triple Crown by just 1 length at the Belmont Stakes to Birdstone
7/16 Jefferson Hint
That river/Expressway is spelled S-C-H-U-Y-L-K-I-L-L
7/15 Tio's Hint
This is “Summertime Blues” by Eddie Cochran:
Dude would’ve had a monster career and be remembered as one of the greatest rock stars ever had he not died tragically at just 21. RIP.
7/14 Murphy's Hint
This is Quickdraw McGraw, a mostly-forgotten Hanna-Barbera character who had his own TV show at one time:
His alter ego was a Zorro copy named El Kabong whose signature move was hitting his enemies over the head with an acoustic guitar and yelling “KABONG!” which later got corrupted into a sexual act, as defined by Urban Dictionary, that substituted the guitar for… something else
